Choose your own Misadventure
“You are slumbering blissfully, dreaming of things that were, things that are, things that will be, and things that never will be. Your fantasy slides gently from the normal into the unbelievable, then pirouetting back into normality. This is as the dreams of perfectly normal kids (with the exception of some occasional confusion over gender identity) are wont to do.
A perfectly boring fourth-grade math lesson is disrupted by your teacher’s transformation into a clown, who proceeds to blast the classroom full of marshmallows with his rainbow-colored rifle. Your friend Danny gobbles up the candy with uncanny speed, then finally swallows the clown. Danny explodes in a puff of pink smoke, and through the wisps you see your teacher once again.
After class you find yourself flying with your friend Danny, soaring through the sky on leathery wings, on your way towards Dinzyworld… What a summer it will be! You make a broad loop through a cloud, singing with joy, when suddenly…”
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“This wiki was created by Discordians to tell the Greatest Story Ever Told.
Basically the idea is that this wiki houses a "Choose Your Own Adventure" style game. Anybody is free to edit it and continue to create more pages and story.
We are assembling a community of hilarious jackasses who will boldly explore this strange medium and make it their bitch. So stick around! “
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