Anti-Illuminati Defence Department
“What do the following names all have in common: Dennis Brunnell, Stan Deyo, William Cooper, Bill Hamilton, Val Valerian, ‘Commander X’ and Robert Lazar? They all allege that the following scenario is a reality… Ever since the so-called “end” of the NASA moon shots the U.S. “secret” government has been involved in covert manned space exploration of this solar system utilizing super-advanced technologies which are so revolutionary that the secret … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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The Pope FAQ
Most likely you are not THE Pope. You are, however, A Pope. It’s a minor difference, really. As any historian will tell you, there have been some notable mixups in the past, but nowadays the Roman Catholic church has decreed that -as a rule- only one person gets to be The Pope of the Catholic church. And if that works for them, it’s fine with us. The Erisian church, however, has declared every man, woman and … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
Chtulhu Sticker
“As you can see he’s easy to make. You just need green ribbon, some sort of plastic eyes, glue and a pair of scissors. An iron might also help to iron the ribbon into shape, especially if you decide to have the tentacles going different directions. I suppose pressing it in a heavy book would also work well. You should be able to find some sort of … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
Discordian Flickr
flickr://discordians/Pool flickr://Tag: Eris flickr://Tag:23 … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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Buy your own customized Parallel Universe
“Quantum physics dictates that reality is created by observation. There are an infinite number of possible realities, which can be actualised only through observation – an unlimited variety of parallel universes exist in what is known as quantum flux. In some of these universes the deeds purchased from Buy Your Own Universe will be recognised as legally binding, meaning that you really are the rightful owner of your Universe! The most exciting … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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The Joy of Sexual Physics
Einige wenige aber weltbewegende Tips über quantenmechanischen Sex erteilt: Dr. John Der Inhalt: Sex at the speed of light, Quantum sexual physics, It wasn’t me… it was the rest of the Universe, Observing sex at the speed of light, , Ejaculation at the speed of light, Sex with genital piercings is a matter of electrodynamics, The butterfly swimmer effect,Relativistic penile length enhancement, The wormhole-assisted masturbation technique, Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
Jesus Dressup
“Now it’s time for BDSM Jesus Dressup! Dress Jesus up in any of these exciting outfits and punish Him for all your sins! Just drag the items to Him with your mouse and they’ll snap right into place! Don’t be so shy, you know He wants it just as bad as you wanna be forgiven for it!” … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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Labyrinth of the Psychonaut
“Synchromusicology – A method of analyzing sound which draws upon science, psychology, tonal harmony, and Shamanic mysticism to validate heart-centered musical truths. This is Poetry Folks, Take it with a Grain of Salt.” “We are the Fractalated Tendrils of Reality, Forever Undulating Towards the Realm of Evolution and Great Mystery”. … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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Mars und Venus
Ich hatte nie richtig verstanden, warum Sexbedürfnisse von Männern und Frauen so unterschiedlich sind. Alle diese Geschichten von Mars und Venus… Und ich hatte auch nie verstanden, warum Männer mit dem Kopf und Frauen mit dem Herz denken. Letzte Woche sind meine Frau und ich ins Bett gegangen. Wir fingen an, uns unter der Decke anzufassen, zu streicheln, zu küssen. Ich war schon sehr heiß und ich dachte das beruht auf Gegenseitigkeit, da die ganze Sache … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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