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The Joy of Sexual Physics
Einige wenige aber weltbewegende Tips über quantenmechanischen Sex erteilt: Dr. John Der Inhalt: Sex at the speed of light, Quantum sexual physics, It wasn’t me… it was the rest of the Universe, Observing sex at the speed of light, , Ejaculation at the speed of light, Sex with genital piercings is a matter of electrodynamics, The butterfly swimmer effect,Relativistic penile length enhancement, The wormhole-assisted masturbation technique, Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
A Treatise on Sex Magick
“During sexual intercourse there are four distinct roles that a person can take. They can be a woman having sex with a man, a man having sex with a woman, a woman having sex with a woman, and a man having sex with a man. Each of these roles is distinct, each corresponds to an element and one of the four kabbalistic worlds, and each, in the order they are presented, represents a higher and … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
Tatort Internet
Hi! My name is Amber Forever! I’m a completely ordinary teenage girl from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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Accidentally Swallowed a Higgs Boson?
“Ingesting a wily particle is no laughing matter.” Michael Rottman bietet konkrete Hilfestellung für den Fall an, daß eure Hände langsam das Volumen größerer Städte annehmen: “In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson“ Wieder ein als Satire getarnter Artikel, der uns vorsichtig darauf vorbereiten soll, was durch den Betrieb des LHC alles passieren kann. Obwohl, eine Sache könnte uns ja noch retten: zu lauter Sex. Photo © Rhyan Menne … Den ganzen Artikel lesen »
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